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Bad Vibes Talking Vibrator

This real 7 TALKING vibrator comes complete with a REAL mans voice, which says, at random, one of the four pre programmed phases. Watch out because of the four hilarious phrases only one is nice. Sayings are Go away, I've got a headache Mmm, you're looking cute tonight honey, I h..

£7.50
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BBQ Buddy Willy Apron

Get cookin' good lookin' in our BBQ Buddy Grilling Apron. Now you can be as popular as her when you proudly make your mark as Head chef. Apron depicts a cartoon male body with a soft protruding willy...

£10.99

Blow Job Vacancy Heat Change Mug

A mug offering a job vacancy, or so you think. When hot water is added, a special word reveals to change the message significantly a Blow Job Vacancy...

£4.99

Blow Me Light Up Pocket Fan Black

Blow your friends away with the Light Up BLOW ME Pocket Fan. This cool little fan has what it takes to help keep you cool anytime and anywhere. It is a great ice breaker at parties or any fun get together. Your friends will be BLOWN AWAY when you cool them down with this HOT litt..

£9.49

Blow Me Light Up Pocket Fan Pink

Blow your friends away with the Light Up BLOW ME Pocket Fan. This cool little fan has what it takes to help keep you cool Anywhere Anytime, and it is a great Ice Breaker at parties or any fun get together. Your friends will be BLOWN AWAY when you cool them down with this Hot litt..

£9.49

Blow Me Light Up Pocket Fan White

Blow your friends away with the Light Up BLOW ME Pocket Fan. This cool little fan has what it takes to help keep you cool Anywhere Anytime, and it is a great Ice Breaker at parties or any fun get together. Your friends will be BLOWN AWAY when you cool them down with this Hot litt..

£9.49

Blow Up Playful Penis Center Piece

11 Inch inflatable center piece penis with weighted base...

£5.99

Blow up sheep

She's minty, saucy and frisky enough for any ram to rave over..

£22.99

Boob Slippers

Warm and comfy and sexy...boob slippers.Fits feet up to shoe size:9.5 UK, 44 EU, 10.5 US..

£14.99

Boobics Cube

An adult twist on the normal rubics cube. Can you match the correct booby pictures?..

£3.99

Boobie Nose Glasses

Black round rimmed glasses frames with attached bushy eyebrows and a pair of boobies for your nose...

£5.49

Boobs Apron

The Boobs Apron is a fun gift for the special chef in the house. White apron adorned with over sized soft cushioned boobs, pink bikini bottom and trimmed with black contrasting outline. One size fits most. Tie on...

£10.99

Dick Head Hoopla

Two strap on penis shaped dongs that you wear on your head, and six coloured rings that you try to throw on to said dongs...

£21.99

Dicky Water Gun

Willy shaped water pistol. It is a full 9 inches for improved shooting distance and a great way to enliven any occasion (preferably outdoors)...

£8.99

Duck with a Dick

Enhance someone's bathing experience with this adorable rubber duck with a twist or rather a Dick. Meet Little Duckys little dickie. Perfect as a gift to raise a smile on anyone's face...

£2.99

Emogag Heart Eye Emoji Ball Gag

Express your feelings towards your partner with the Emoticon Ball Gag. The gag features an adjustable strap making it one-size fits most The PVC ball will feel very comfortable once its in your mouth and will make you smile, even against your will..

£8.99

Fun Soft Breasts Plush Pillow

This light coloured plush pillow with pink nipples looks good anywhere and is an ideal fun gift sure to raise a smile. Measuring 15 Inches in length it is very soft and is made of polyester...

£12.99

Gear Stick Penis Cover

Drive in style with this fun gear stick penis cover. 14cm long this fits over most standard gear sticks. 100% Polyester...

£5.99

Gentleman's Ball Scratcher

This is definitely the present for the man who has everything Aimed at the Busy Male Executive is the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough, the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand, for those hard ..

£13.99

Gentleman's Willy Care Kit

An elegant case of "intimate essentials" for the discerning Gentleman on the move.This case contains a range of luxury items designed to keep a mans most treasured parts in order. A silverware "fluffing brush", styling "shears", a silverware "sprucing" mirror and a metal "brac..

£13.99

Giant Willie Mould

A Giant bright pink silicone cake or jelly mould for edible willie shaped creations. Can be used in the oven, fridge or freezer. 10 inch long x 3 inch across the head and 5 inches across the balls..

£7.99

Glow In The Dark Body Finger Paint

In the middle of the night you can bring an exciting new twist to those special moments with our new Glow In The Dark Adult Finger Paints. With 4 Colours to choose from (orange, yellow, blue and green). 4 pots of 0.5ml each, non-edible...

£15.99

Glows in the Dark PARADICE

Glows in the Dark PARADICE is a sexy dice game for lovers. One die is covered with body position illustrations, the other die names locations to perform the dirty deed. Every roll of the dice adds a little fun and romance to your life. Makes a great anniversary gift or bacheloret..

£6.99

Golden Penis Slippers

Gold penis slippers that fit up to size 42...

£13.99

Honk if you're Horny

Old style bicycle horn with 'HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY' printed on the bulb. Just squeeze the bulb to notify your partner you need them. The horn itself is metal with a rubber-like bulb and is 9 inches in length...

£3.99